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I am the hero of this story, I don't need to be saved.

hazardgirl:

britnxe:

dickspeightjr:

don’t give me choices because i will get overwhelmed and cry

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sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

chasingtrophywhitetails:

I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.

camel-no:

5 Points will be deducted from Gryffindor ‘cause Harry’s being a little bitch

escapekit:

Better With Flowers

Brazilian illustrator and designer Antonio Rodrigues Jr has spelled out several offensive words with a custom typeface made of artificial flowers. Check out the the process on his Behance page

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

megghimelara:

Horror make-up!!

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

hellapunx:

*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING

magnezone:

not being cuddled currently which is weird, unideal, bad

touching-butts-with-cookies:

alwayshalfastepbehind:

fangirloftoomany:

holmesandpotterinthetardis:

madcapwhovian:

madcapwhovian:

Things that shouldn’t have been cut out of the Harry Potter Movies: ST FUCKING MUNGO’S HOSPITAL FOR MAGICAL MALADIES AND INJURIES 

ALSO THE FUCKING POINTS HOURGLASSES WHY WERE THESE THINGS CUT I AM SO ANGRY

AlSO THE HOUSE ELVES SWARMING OUT OF THE KITCHENS DURING THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS

ALSO PEEVES

ALSO GINNY’S BADASS PERSONALITY 

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires